Written August 12, 2013 by
Jamie Kaelynn Waller-Prewett and
Ronald Joe Record

I Fucking Hate Kids

They are the closest living relative to a raptor
I'd rather give birth to a raptor

Pissin' and poopin' and screamin' and poutin'
Shittin' and shoutin' and squirtin' and slobberin'

Snot nosed incubators of desease
Cryin' and nursin' Jesus gimme some sleep

KILL THEM ALL
KILL ALL THE FUCKING CHILDREN

RID US, HELP US
KILL THE CHILDREN

WITH YOUR RAPTOR TALONS!