Anagrams

An Anagram, as we all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following examples are quite astounding!

Dormitory
Dirty Room

Evangelist
Evil's Agent

Desperation
A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code
Here Come Dots

Slot Machines
Cash Lost in 'em

Animosity
Is No Amity

Mother-in-law
Woman Hitler

Snooze Alarms
Alas! No More Z's

Alec Guinness
Genuine Class

Semolina
Is No Meal

The Public Art Galleries
Large Picture Halls, I Bet

A Decimal Point
I'm a Dot in Place

The Earthquakes
That Queer Shake

Eleven plus two
Twelve plus one

Contradiction
Accord not in it

To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.

George Herbert Walker Bush
Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog

George Bush
He bugs Gore

Ronald Wilson Reagan
A long-insane Warlord (or Insane Anglo warlord)

Ronald Reagan
A darn long era

Leroy Newton Gingrich
Yon Right-winger Clone

Margaret Thatcher
That great charmer

The Conservative Party
Teacher in vast poverty

That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." -- Neil A. Armstrong
A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!

Gosh, His Old Classic Maroon Jaguar
Not so much a car, more a shag magnet

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