Ronnie Record

fuufnf@ronrecord.com • 831-xxx-xxxx •
522 Laurent Street, Santa Cruz, CA 95060

Specialties: Time Dilation, Party Host, Freeform Dancer,
Dream Nudger, Existential Absurdist, Raconteur

Education

• Ph.D. Mathematics, University of California, Santa Cruz

  Research in applications of dynamical system theory including models of marine snow, the Italian economy, cell morphogenesis, and population dynamics. Developed a software laboratory for algorithmically detecting the boundaries of basins of attraction in a chaotic dynamical system.

  Erdős number: Four

  Thesis Advisor: Ralph Abraham

Accomplishments

• Kissed Grace Slick
• Hosted Timothy Leary’s 64th birthday party at Family Student Housing, UCSC, October 22, 1984
• Co-Authored Rainbow Family P.E.A.C.E. Village proposal rejected by U.S. Dept. of Interior
• Invited Richard Nixon to the Rainbow Gathering
• Found my bowling ball in an abandoned Victorian in Gainesville, Florida
• Managed SCO softball team to two second place finishes in the slow pitch ‘D’ league
• Bobby Darin and Nancy Sinatra invited me and my brother into Bobby’s hotel room
• Touched Mickey Mantle’s forearm hair
• Bought a drink for Harry Dean Stanton
• Fired from University of Florida for giving everyone ’A’s
• Hitchhiked from Seattle to Enid without ever needing to stick out my thumb
• “We’ve got a naked hippie reading science fiction by candlelight in the rain” - call by cop after being discovered in azalea bushes

Social Media / Projects

• Blog: https://blog.ronrecord.com
• Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ronrecord
• Github: https://github.com/doctorfree
• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/doctorfree
• LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/ronrecord
• Twitter: https://twitter.com/ronrecord
• YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/doctorfree