Written June 16, 2014 by
Ronald Joe Record

Burger. Menu Song

The notorious dude
Placed his order
"I'm a vaginatarian"
Specified Don Ho Bubba

Gimme a grass-fed house-made
Buffalo wingnut lowrider
With Jedi fried shoestrings

As Phatty Jake plays the blues,
Dolly Parton & Sarah Silverman dance
In an oven roasted prosciutto-wrapped
Jello Redonkadonk

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