Yogi Berra Quotes

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"It ain't over till it's over."

"This is like deja vu all over again."

Phil Rizzuto - "Hey Yogi I think we're lost." - Yogi Berra - "Ya, but we're making great time!"

"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."

" I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head."

"You can observe a lot just by watchin'."

"In baseball, you don't know nothin'."

"How can you think and hit at the same time?"

Yogi Berra on seeing a Steve McQueen movie: - "He must have made that before he died"

"If you can't imitate him, don't copy him."

"Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical"

Mrs. Lindsay - "You certainly look cool." - Yogi Berra - "Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself."

"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours"

"Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded."

"It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much"

Yogi on the 1969 NY Mets..... "Overwhelming underdogs"

When asked what time is was...... "You mean now?"

Referring to left field at Yankee Stadium, "It gets late early out there"

"I didn't really say everything I said"

"I usually take a two hour nap from one to four"

"Never answer an anonymous letter."

"I want to thank all those who made this night necessary."

"I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early."

Interviewer - "Why, you're a fatalist !" - Yogi Berra - "You mean I save postage stamps ? Not me."

"You got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there."

"Slump ? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hittin."

"It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it."

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it!"

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